we were on a bit of a hiatus, not having time to transfer our verbal bitching bout this dump onto our blog.
asstoria does really suck, but come on- if we were to move to billyburg- i'm sure we'll be CONSTANTLY complaining bout those lazy assed hipsters and all their parent's money. besides, that was so east village 1999. at least we're paying peanuts to live in our light infested, spacious apartment.
duh, if we really had a choice and didn't care bout spending all of our legitimately hard earned money and our parent's too, we'd move back to brooklyn.
our most recent asstoria complaint? basically the same old shit, but my other half is bothered by the fact that we haven't heard any of that yearly christmas street music crap. i prefer silent streets, silent if only every other bass thumping vehicle weren't cruising for the local asstoria hoes, i mean residents.
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Raised in Astoria and the best thing that I done was moved half way across the world to live my own life. It is pathetic to see people my age (24) still living at home, still living with their mommy and daddy and living the same life that they did when they went to Bryant.
People, it is time to grow up. Leave the nest and be independent. if you are too poor to move out of your parents home great a freaking job and move out!
keep running.
astoria will drag you back. its evil like that.
this website is a bunch of loser bitching about astoria...if you hate move out ..
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