today while walking down the street, like a normal pedestrian, a fucking car almost hit me- ONCE AGAIN! i don't know how these fucking asstoria imbreds happen to pass their drivers tests. just walking down the sidewalk, and some stupid bi-atch speeds out of her driveway, with a fag in hand, and without a clue.
also, the same thing just happened to my other half. next time, i say, just walk around ready, with keys in hand. and when they get close enough- bam, you've keyed the paint off in a nice, even line.
my father says don't you dare do it because you never know whom you're dealing with. he recently spit on another car driving excessively fast, then the driver stopped and got out, pointing a finger at my father. my dad is fast on his feet- told this schmuck that he's always spitting and was sorry.
what do you think?
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Is it just me or maybe you haven't noticed being hit by cars "almost" isn't just an Astoria thing, but common throughout most of the 5 boroughs in dense populated areas. Maybe subconsciously you've always wanted a car in Astoria to hit you, so you can have something to complain and write about on your blog.
and obviously you've never traveled out to asstoria. this shitty asstoria driving has more to do with melting pots and eurotrash that's lured by the cheaper rents and larger spaces for packing em in.
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