cars, cars and more shitty drivers

today while walking down the street, like a normal pedestrian, a fucking car almost hit me- ONCE AGAIN! i don't know how these fucking asstoria imbreds happen to pass their drivers tests. just walking down the sidewalk, and some stupid bi-atch speeds out of her driveway, with a fag in hand, and without a clue.

also, the same thing just happened to my other half. next time, i say, just walk around ready, with keys in hand. and when they get close enough- bam, you've keyed the paint off in a nice, even line.

my father says don't you dare do it because you never know whom you're dealing with. he recently spit on another car driving excessively fast, then the driver stopped and got out, pointing a finger at my father. my dad is fast on his feet- told this schmuck that he's always spitting and was sorry.

what do you think?

mattress corpses

why is it that lately i've been seeing too many old, stained and yucky mattresses hanging out on the streets? could this be part of the bed bug revolution? is this only happening in asstoria? I've been really itchy lately.

greezy but goody

really did enjoy the pasta dish and the fabulous service at old school piccola venezia. there place is unlike any other, such fantastic & attentive service, even though i'm still mad about the parking situation they've created by using the street at their own.

no wonder

i have no friends on YELP:

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=7FGvT1OZvlsizU6M4GEB2Q

pack of wolves

while walking down the street tonight, we were approached by a pack of wolves, i mean greezy asstoria teenagers. they were "hanging out" spitting on the street and of course i had to make a comment. my other half told me that next time i pull that shit we're gonna get jumped.

*** WaRnInG! WATCH OUT FOR THE GREEZY, SPITTING ASSTORIAN WOLVES!***

returning to this shit hole of a pseudo boro

just got back from the lovely mountainous outdoors. there was shit on the vestibule steps of my crappy apartment building. enough said!

what about you?

why don't YOU tell me more about why asstoria sucks and why YOU hate this shit hole of a place and hopefully never have to visit here?

c'mon- you too can be anon.