we're back, baby

we were on a bit of a hiatus, not having time to transfer our verbal bitching bout this dump onto our blog.

asstoria does really suck, but come on- if we were to move to billyburg- i'm sure we'll be CONSTANTLY complaining bout those lazy assed hipsters and all their parent's money. besides, that was so east village 1999. at least we're paying peanuts to live in our light infested, spacious apartment.

duh, if we really had a choice and didn't care bout spending all of our legitimately hard earned money and our parent's too, we'd move back to brooklyn.

our most recent asstoria complaint? basically the same old shit, but my other half is bothered by the fact that we haven't heard any of that yearly christmas street music crap. i prefer silent streets, silent if only every other bass thumping vehicle weren't cruising for the local asstoria hoes, i mean residents.