parking sux

parking sux in asstoria, need a car to get the fuck out of here when we can but just discovered that some one working for the city just re-painted the crossing lines on the street thus making less space for us to park our way out of here! yet another WHAT THE FUCK????

p.s. we're convinced that the mafiosos have extremely close ties with the cops when it comes to parking. what's the deal with all that constantly dangerous double parking down the street? another reason why no one cares about humanity in the ASS of TORIA.

garbage cans, hello?

so i was just walking home through astoria, and was seeking desperately for a corner garbage to throw away my banana peel. guess what, THERE WEREN'T ANY FUCKING GARBAGE CANS! what is the deal with this? why is it that they exist everywhere else in the city? is it because people in astoria are poor and its way ghetto here? i was about to throw my trash on the streets, but that's what everyone else seems to do here and no one seems to give a shit! welcome to ASStoria, my hometown.

30th Ave Eurotrash

what the fuck is up with those tacky cafes and all those illegal plumes of smoke? you can't even walk down the street without getting stabbed with a lit cig. don't these greazies have a fucking job? oh, forgot they're just Eurotrash invading MY city.

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